Not All
Poopoo Coins
Are Created Equal.
Kevin O'Leary said to stay away. We are here to prove him wrong. The first Poopoo Coin with a Public Treasury operating the way a crypto organization should. We are changing the game.
Earn SOL, not more tokens.
Kevin O'Leary
Shark Tank Investor
"Wait... this one actually has a treasury?"
The Goal: Flip Kevin
Kevin O'Leary is worth an estimated $400 Million. Our first benchmark is to prove him wrong by flipping his net worth.
"I'm never going to buy that garbage." — Kevin O'Leary (Before we flip him)
The Anti-Poopoo Strategy
We took Kevin's advice personally. We built the exact opposite of what he hates, wrapped in the name he fears.
Ecosystem Partners
We are committed to supporting the best protocols on Solana. Our treasury strategy involves deep integration with these key players.
Jupiter
Best Swap Aggregator
Raydium
Liquidity Provider
Magic Eden
NFT Marketplace
Solana
The L1 Chain
Phantom
Wallet Partner
The Roadmap
Our strategic plan to prove Kevin wrong and build lasting value.
Porcelain DAO Creation
Establish community governance to direct treasury funds and ecosystem support.
Vault Creation for Staking
Launch the Porcelain Vault to enable holders to earn SOL rewards directly from treasury yield.
Apply to Solana Foundation
Seeking official recognition and support to legitimize the project.
Add USD1 Pool
Expand reach and liquidity by integrating with the USD1 ecosystem.
NFTs for Treasury Growth
Launch exclusive NFTs for revenue sharing and treasury expansion.
"I told you not to buy poopoo coins because they have no value. But this... this has a treasury? And pays in SOL? I might have been wrong."
Shark Tank Investor / Confused Fan
Proving Him Wrong
Kevin's advice is usually sound: don't buy garbage. That's why we didn't build garbage. We built a fortress of value disguised as a meme.
Real Assets
Our treasury holds real, liquid assets. Not just our own token.
SOL Rewards
Stakers receive dividends in SOL, funded by treasury yield.
Community Governance
You decide how the treasury is managed. We just execute.
Ready to flush your money?
Join thousands of other investors who ignored the advice and bought the dip (and the smell).